When She Asks What You'd Call Her...

Okay, picture this—I'm chilling, just scrolling, and I stumble on that classic question: "If I was your girlfriend, what would you call me?" You know, you kinda expect something cute, maybe "babe" or "honey," right? But nah. Today, I’m feeling spicy.

So I hit her with, "Oh, that's easy. I'd call you an Uber." Yup, straight face, zero hesitation. Honestly, you could hear the record scratch. The look? Iconic. It's that perfect split-second where romance takes a nosedive and comedy smacks you in the face.

I love moments like this—where expectations meet reality and reality’s got jokes. It’s not about being mean, it’s about keeping things fun, unpredictable, and maybe a little savage. You get one shot at a comeback, and believe me, I’m taking it.

Relatable, right? We’ve all had those times where the answer just isn’t what someone’s hoping for. But hey, you gotta keep ‘em guessing. #SavageComeback