When Sarada's Song Makes Boruto PANIC 😳

So, I’m just chilling in the kitchen, trying to mind my own business and strum a little on the ukulele — ya know, low key, just vibing — when suddenly Sarada looks straight at me with that look, and starts SINGING. But not just any cute song, nah, she goes all out, bold lyrics and all. Honestly, I freeze for a second. Is this real life? My heart’s beating faster than a Shadow Clone jutsu.

She sings even bolder, eyes locked right on me, barely an inch away, and my grip on the ukulele starts slipping. I mean, how am I supposed to keep a straight face when she’s basically declaring war on my sanity, right here, right now, in broad daylight?! Pretty sure my cheeks were as red as dad’s Hokage coat.

By the time she hits that chorus, it’s like she already knows exactly what’s going on in my head (classic Uchiha, reading me like a book). Every note knocks the wind outta me all over again, and I can’t even pretend to play cool anymore. If there was ever a time to just poof into a replacement log, this would be it.

End result: I’m definitely in way over my head. Somebody, send backup. Or, like… at least a glass of water.

Anime life, right?