When Your Stealth Comes With a Side of Cringe: A Ninja’s Confession

Okay, so here’s the thing: being a ninja isn’t just about flipping around in silk and going full stealth mode (though, let’s be totally real, the purple silk is kinda my power move). The real undercover mission? Mastering the ancient art of... dad jokes. Yup. Plot twist city.

Ever wonder what it’s like balancing between dramatic combat stances and dropping jokes so bad they could flatten a dojo? Well, hey, that’s literally my vibe. Picture it: dramatic hood, rim-lit shadows, I strike a pose — shh, ninja business! But instead of vanishing, I toss out a joke so cheesy it could double as a smoke bomb.

Seriously though, I have to ask: why did I refuse to fight at night? Because I didn’t want to get caught sleeping on the job! (See what I mean? I warned you!) Honestly, you’d think shuriken would be my weapon of choice, but no — here’s the real tea: sometimes, you gotta destroy awkward silence with a punchline, not a punch.

Of course, sometimes I go FULL ninja mode — kicks, spins, you name it — only to drop another joke (and maybe a little piece of my dignity): Why are ninja candy eaters the best at hiding? Because our treats always disappear in a flash!

But here’s the sweetest secret in my utility belt: my stash of UHA candy. The only thing quicker than my stealth? How fast I make these disappear! Ninja quick, super sweet, and yeah — totally unforgettable.

So next time you see a mysterious purple blur followed by the worst puns you’ve ever heard, don’t be scared. It’s just me — and honestly, even ninjas can’t resist UHA.

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